CHOCOLATE FOR ADULTS

FLAVOR MEETS FUNCTION

BEAN-TO-BAR

...AND F*CKING DELICIOUS

ORGANIC, FUNCTIONAL...& F*CKING DELICIOUS

Adaptogen & Nootropic Infused, Chocolate for Adults.

Organic and handcrafted in small batches, our bars are the perfect blend of flavor and function.

DELICIOUS chocolate, loaded with stuff to help us create, explore, laugh, orgasm, sleep, and live life, in full color.

WE WANT YOU TO CREATE MAGIC, HAVE BIG ORGASMS, SLEEP DEEPLY, HAVE STRONG IMMUNITY, BE HAPPY, AND GET YOUR PUMP ON, DESPITE THE CHAOS AROUND US

WHY CACAO?

Chocolate: It’s everyone’s favorite dessert. Not only is it rich, creamy, and delicious—it’s loaded with antioxidants. These helpful compounds keep your cells “clean” of damaging free radicals, fight aging, reduce inflammation, and give your immune system a boost. Who wouldn’t want a bite of all that?

WHY ADAPTOGENS?

Part of wellness is the ability to adapt, no matter what life throws at us. Adaptogens are nature’s toolkit for helping the body roll with the punches of daily living. These herbs and roots prime us to resist stress by promoting healing on a systemic scale—protecting the body from degeneration, tweaking hormone production, and supporting the immune system.

WHY NOOTROPICS?

There’s a reason nootropics are called “smart supplements.” Where adaptogens work on the body, nootropics work on the brain. Sourced from natural ingredients, these supplements can boost cognitive function, creativity, memory, focus, and motivation. We’re only too happy to include them in the chocolatey conversation.

Our society’s stress needle is inching further toward burnout. Stress giving you sweetness cravings? Our bars satisfy your sweet tooth while benefiting the body in unique ways.

We're Proud of Our Process

Direct Trade Cacao: We believe that to create premium chocolate we need to work closely with actual producers, not just middle men, so we can craft a great product from the start. Our chocolatier visits all cacao suppliers on at least an annual basis. 

Fair & sustainable prices paid to farmers: At least 40% above market price for raw cacao beans. Only exceptional cacao beans are used, flavor is always the defining factor of the product’s quality. The farmer must be committed to sustainable-quality cacao, healthy environmental practices and responsible community practices.  

(photo: our award winning chocolatier visiting cacao farms)

our award winning chocolatier visiting cacao farms

Blog posts

How to Get the Immune-Boosting Benefits of this Powerful Traditional Supplement

You’ve probably been thinking a lot about immunity these days.

The global COVID-19 pandemic has raised everyone’s awareness about immunity. And while everyone is freaking out about becoming more concerned with important precautions like proper hand washing, disinfecting surfaces, wearing face coverings, and social distancing, you may be missing an important part of keeping your immune system running in top form. 

What People Are Saying...

For me, these satisfy cravings even as it benefits my body and brain. Felt a definite positive vibe after eating Be Happy (before noon!).

Jenna Taylor

OMG, slept like a BABY last night after taste testing Sweet Dreams. Thank you!

BJS